I have procrastination fever.
I’ll do it tomorrow and not today.
Now leave me alone,
And just go away!
Lawn needs cutting, that’s too bad.
Garbage disposal not working, that’s so sad.
But I’m resting here in my easy chair,
Disasters may happen but I don’t care.
Take the dog out for a walk.
I’d rather sit and have a talk.
Laundry is starting to pile up.
Would you please stop bothering me?
And just shut-up!
I know there are problems in the house.
I know that I’m acting like a perfect louse.
There’s no sense arguing about everything.
I’m not helping out because I am the King!