Fireworks can be lovely, but practical jokes are not much fun.

What a day!
Entirely too much work
Not nearly enough play!

Began with cleaning,
Sandwiched in some writing,
Then I did some reading

Cause on friends news I was behind,
Far enough to lose my mind,
One hundred fifty-nine

Unread stories.

Prodded out my grandson
So we could make a laundry run
He said Gram–no fun!

Once there, we loaded laun-der-y
Went to the store to see
If we could find something yum-er-ly…

We paid and loaded goods in our cart
Plunged into heat enough to stop your heart
Hoping we could soon depart,

When BANG!!!!
Something beneath my wheels exploded!

I yelped and leaped for the sky,
Then looked around with blood in my eye
Was the miscreant nigh?

Only a girl reading in a car;
No one else, near or far.
I think strongly of feathers and tar.

Now I’m as patriotic as the next gal or guy
But I see no reason to go out and buy
Noise bangers to make others cry.

My grandson found a trip wire there–
I think it was a mean affair.

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  • ken bultman on Jun 30, 2009

    BANG. I love it. Good narrative. At least it wasn’t a blowout.

  • Ruby Hawk on Jun 30, 2009

    I thought sure it was a blow out till I read further. Guess it’s fourth of July celebration starting early.I can imagine the jolt it gave you. Bet grandson loved it.

  • Lorelie Libetario on Jun 30, 2009

    Tsk..tsk…if that prankster would just get caught to pay for a whole new tire. I write very few articles and Ms P takes the time to read them. She reads as much as she writes and I admire her for that. ;)

  • Lorelie Libetario on Jun 30, 2009

    I got carried away. Some protesters here go to the extent of bursting tires.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Jul 1, 2009

    Just to clarify: it exploded under the grocery cart wheels. Which was plenty startling enough. Kids have NO manners!

  • George W Whitehead on Jul 1, 2009

    Over here in the UK we get this for three or four weeks leading up to ‘Guy Fawkes Night’ which is held on November 5th each year!
    Love the word ‘yumerly’, I hope it gets into the next editions of ‘Websters and the ‘OED’!

  • Westbrook on Jul 1, 2009

    I thought it was funny. Boys will be boys. I am a kid at heart and I love making certain people jump…it’s fun. I also like pulling the cat’s tail.

  • Atanacio on Jul 1, 2009

    good protest

  • Tanya Wallace on Jul 1, 2009

    Humourous poem, a very enjoyable read.

  • Nicholas Kenney on Jul 1, 2009

    Cute poem Daisy. Don’t think much of whoever threw the firecracker though…that’s not funny nor is it patriotic…it’s mean…

  • PR Mace on Jul 2, 2009

    Glad your okay. Sorry you got a firecracker thrown at you. All I can say is BANG!

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