I am a mage in a rage with extreme power
I barge through scenes looking to devour!
Determined to be victorious 
The Law has labeled me notorious!
Haters on the sly trying to destroy me!
I overcome any and all adversity!
I even manage my paranoia and hallucinations;
But I continue to persevere;
Despite the demonic voices in my ear.
I am fueled by huge doses of testosterone!
So why am I to be scrutinize for my raging hormones?
Don’t blame me because you’re sexually frustrated and all alone.
Maybe you would like a naked picture of me on your I-phone?
Who cares if you find me disgusting and immature.
You’re just unhappy and insecure.
I can’t stand a hypocrite and a snake;
I wish you had a horrendous toothache,
And it would cause you unbearable pain!
I could make you beg me for a shot of novocaine!
After your misery is over and you recover,
You may get lucky and I’ll take you as a lover!
I may need a shot of potent whiskey,
For it to hit the spot and find you remotely sexy!
You may think all this is serious,
But I’m just being humorous;
Because the Law has labeled me notorious!!!