CAUTION:THIS POEM DOES NOT RELATE TO ME IN ANYWAY EXCEPT FOR MY NAME IS BEN.

My name is Ben i love to chew on my favourite pen,

I’m not that popular I’m not that rad but a least i don’t go smoke a fag,

i like ice cream i really do i might just check my iq,

i have so much cash that i can splash into my stash of cash but the only thing is i get a rash when i splash into my stash of cash that gives me a rash

i have a red tounge because i got stung while my head was in dung

told ya they were random!