Advertisement here and there,

Fix your eyes,

dye your hair,

Label this label that.

It’s all a bit tit for tat.

Buy the number one beauty cream!

Your skin will look younger.

Your face will beam!

Make your wrinkles disappear,

Promises to take off at least ten years.

Junk and leaflets through the door 

Nothing that I could want more,

Window cleaner, miss sold PPI?

Laser surgery for your eyes? Insure your car?,get a loan?

How about that contract phone?

Gardeners? Cleaners? Flush out your gutters?

Double glazing, doors or shutters?

Win a car, a break for two?


Because we can sue!

All these things we couldn’t want more,

Forever pushed through the door!

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  • avissado on May 17, 2012

    rant on dear..

  • lovebytes on Sep 16, 2012

    Lol. very creative rant

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