A long time ago when i was seven

A junior member of Warez Heaven

The impulse to download i did feel

It was so strong, i’d skip a meal…

When i used to feel like downloading

There was nothing, i had to care

But then German capitalistic bastards

Came up with Rapidshare.

They limited my downloads

And my bandwidth they did mock

When all i ever wanted was

To download a movie, Hancock

They made me weep, they made me cry

They made me kiss my freedom goodbye

Just when i thought the world was free

They came up with yet another allergy

They limited the premium accounts

Even though the fee we paid

Our grief, our sadness, knew no bounds

Warez patrons, in their coffins laid

Alas! those sly Germans

Whom from the Nazis did begun

Had managed to create a system

Which so compromised our freedom

And starting from now all kith and kin

And all my kraut friends from within

Shalt supply us with premium ‘counts

So we can download without any bounds!

Hark! I stand for Digital Freedom

I, me, myself – a fearless threesome

Cloaked with armor, staff and knave

Will face the jury on judgement day!