Recycle your waste, we are told. Save the planet, keep it green, but these guys are doing their best to keep it white and grey and kind of “ungreen”.

They’re here, the winged invaders,

The flying rats, the seashore waders,

The opportunist waste invaders.

*

The sky is full of flapping wings

Bright red mouths squawk obscene things

As litter floats off in the air

And bird poop scatters everywhere.

*

The raid is on, there’s no respite

Until the dirty deed is done,

They’ve had their picnic and their fun

They’re needed elsewhere in a rush,

And leave the sweeper up to brush

The remnants of their feast away

Until the next recycled day.

*

And up they fly, their sunlit wings

Hint not of the vandal’s things

They have displayed down here today

Before, in beauty soared away,

Denying havoc that they wreak

Paddled feet and piercing beak

Plotting what to target where

Recycled food drops from the air.

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  • Chambo on Apr 22, 2009

    Yeh seagulls are highly annoying and you have described them brilliantly here Louie. Interesting topic choice by the way.

    Cheers,

    RJ

  • R J Evans on Apr 22, 2009

    Spot on!

  • h20ho on Apr 22, 2009

    I blame it on Sir Isaac Newton. If he had just been quiet we wouldn’t even know where it comes from :| Perhaps it wasn’t an apple that fell on his head after all, was it?

  • Christine Ramsay on Apr 22, 2009

    I really like this. These birds can really make a mess. Many important building have to be regularly cleaned in London because of the mess.

    Christine

  • Stacey T Pollock on Apr 22, 2009

    I agree! They do make a mess, but they are fascinating to watch. I remember in Australia, when we used to take our fish and chips and sit by the sea, they would be all gathered around us fighting to get a couple of chips from us, and if they were lucky a piece of our fish. There was one bird in particular that we used to call grumpy by name, who used to spend all his time fighting all the other birds away, in the meantime missing out on the feast.

    Interesting poem that has brought back memories for me.

  • BC Doan on Apr 22, 2009

    “And bird poop scatters everywhere.” This makes me laugh, and you should see what happened to my car when it’s parked under the tree..

  • Glynis Smy on Apr 22, 2009

    Oh that brightened up my day!!

  • Gon pincha on Apr 22, 2009

    It was fantastic.
    Also, I laughed with the comment #3, very funny xD

    Yours, Gonzalo

  • nutuba on Apr 22, 2009

    Haha, plotting what to target where … sounds like a variant on Hitchcock. I love this look at the other side of nature. :-) Nicely done!

  • clay hurtubise on Apr 22, 2009

    lol, great piece, I love it. Did you see ‘Finding Nemo’? There is a scene where a bunch of gulls are squaking: mine, mine, mine!
    Thanks,
    Clay

  • George W Whitehead on Apr 22, 2009

    Terrific poem, Louie. This is just the kind of poetry I like, none of your (figure of speech, not you personally) pseudo Wordsworth pap.

  • Karen Gross on Apr 22, 2009

    Now this is a take on recycling I had never thought of! They eat our garbage and then send it back.

    Yes, gravity sucks!

  • Judy Sheldon on Apr 22, 2009

    Louie this is such a clever and entertaining poem. I have to bookmark it.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Apr 22, 2009

    Oh, fun! This is why we have beach umbrellas?

  • Betty Carew on Apr 23, 2009

    Yes they certainly do recycle Louie. A very enjoyable poem I just loved it!

  • Rookie Expert on Apr 23, 2009

    I love anything that even remotely talks about recycling and clean up. I love your poem. I cant stand the bird poop, they do mess up a lot.

  • Anne McNew on Apr 24, 2009

    that’s a very good insight

  • C Jordan on Apr 29, 2009

    Thanks for this opportunity Louie. Its not very often one gets the chance to review a good piece of work and can use excellent and sh*t at the same time. :)

  • Louie Jerome on Apr 29, 2009

    Thanks Chris! Glynis has already said that I can write sh~t!! LOL

  • valli on May 2, 2009

    Nice and entertaining poem.

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