To me, retirement means carefree days and nights.

I don’t want anyone to cry for me when I leave,
No more alarm clocks, schedules, or meetings please.
Just carefree days and peaceful nights,
Will make my retirement go just right.
I will no longer discuss world events,
Or how all our money the government has spent.
I don’t want my co-workers to cry when i go,
Just peace and quiet, and a little government dough.

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  • Bo Russo on Dec 11, 2008

    Another funny one!!

  • Tennessee Thompson on Jan 12, 2009

    This is another good one.

  • alc on Aug 6, 2009

    I hear you on that dough part!! Spoken Well!!!

  • Cynthia Cox on Feb 18, 2010

    A wonderful peace we all hope to experience one day in our retirement of life too. A great funny poem! Good job my friend.

  • XXElleXX on Feb 25, 2010

    Old fart! Hehehehehehahahahahaha :-)

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