Sheila Davis planned and plotted
To make her ex-husband pay
For all the cheating and gambling
That went on everyday.

The divorce was at first quite painful.
Sheila Davis received little alimony.
Her ex-husband was unemployed.
The settlement smacked of baloney.

“I’ll get even with Frederick Davis,
If it’s the last thing that I do.
Ten years down the drain
She said as her anger grew.”

Sheila Davis soon learned
That Frederick Davis had a new job.
He was earning pretty good money.
This made Sheila want to sob.

“I get a pittance of alimony
While Freddy goes fooling around.
Well I’ll get even with Freddy.
She did not let her feelings get her down.

She followed Freddy to a bar.
She watched as Freddy ordered a drink.
Freddy tried to make a pass at the waitress
Who shook her head without as much as a blink.

“Stay away from me,” said the waitress.
I have a boyfriend. Just get lost!”
But Freddy paid little attention,
His flirtations were going to cost.

Skye Peters told her boss.
This made her boss very mad.
He had Freddy escorted out of the bar,
Because Freddy’s behavior was bad.

Sheila Davis had taken some pictures
Of her ex-husband’s fatal mistake.
She sent copies by airmail,
To let Freddy tremble and shake.
“You better increase my alimony
Or these pictures will go straight to your boss.”
So Freddy reluctantly spoke before a judge.
He knew his indiscretions were going to cost.

Sheila was very happy.
She had at last made Freddy pay.
“This is only the beginning,” thought Sheila.
“As you’ll learn in the upcoming days.”

What nasty plans did Sheila
Have up her vengeful sleeves?
Only time will tell, but as for now,
She had a hot date with Steve.