I bought my new Prius
To save on some gas
But now I’m scared too drive it
And it’s not because it’s fast

That’s why I stopped buying imports
They are full of mistakes
Who knows what could happen
When you can’t use the brakes

You could run into a tree,
Building or pole
So next time I see one
It might be wrecked in a hole

This is what happens whenever you drive a purple Prius. You get owned by yourself. You look completely homosexual man. Don’t drive the PRIUS!