At one point I kept getting phone calls from an elementry school saying that my son "Robert Berries"(I changed the name from the real one, But it rhymes with it) has been doing bad at school. At first I tried to call them and let them know they got the wrong number, but then it started getting interesting, and I played along as I Was his father. ha.

have you ever had a son,

whose mom u didnt know,

yet u just find out,

hes just like u in every way shape and form

skipping class

disrespecting his teachers,

getting caught smoking,

underneath the bleachers,

trying to get high,

at the age of five,

runnin around naked,

haha thts my son cant deny

ring ring,

“roberts been bad”

haha should i tell them “wrong number,”?

Should i tell them im not his dad?

nah omar this way to hilarious,

just way too fun,

so i claimed Robert,

as my unknown son,

his teacher called.

sayin he’s been cheating,

“ill deal with him at home.”

ha saved that kid from a good *** beating,

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