Rudeness is not in my nature
I try not to be thoughtless or crass
Try not to hurt peoples feelings
Or be a real pain in the ass
So please do not be offended
My comments are not meant to grieve
I’ve no wish to annoy or upset you
That is something that you must believe
Now there’s one thing that I have to tell you
And I hope you’ll accept it with grace
Your behaviour’s annoying and tiresome
So,
“GET THE F**K OUT OF MY FACE”