About the modern day Rudolph, and what the other reindeer think about his celebrity status.

Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer

Always kissing Santa’s butt

All of the other reindeer

Thought that he was  just a nut

They never thought poor Rudolph

Would have such trouble

With his ass

They only thought

He drank too much

And did a lot of passing gas

Then one early Christmas eve

Santa  came to say

Rudolph you stupid butt hole

Don’t you let your anus spray

All of the other reindeer

Hated Rudolph’s very guts

They were the ones who had to

Get wet farts sprayed on their nuts

Then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa had the nerve to say

Rudolph with your butt so ripe,

You cannot fly with us tonight

Then all the reindeer saw him

And they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer

You might go down in history,

But you are a stupid butt hole

We hope that your head hits a tree