About the modern day Rudolph,
and what the other reindeer think about his celebrity status.
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
Always kissing Santa’s butt
All of the other reindeer
Think that he was just a nut
They never thought poor Rudolph
Would have such trouble
With his ass
They only thought
He drank too much
And did a lot of passing gas
Then one gnarly Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph you dumbass tonight
Don’t you let your anus spray
All of the other reindeer
Hated Rudolph’s stupid guts
They were the ones who had to
Get his shit sprayed on their nuts
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa had the nerve to say
Rudolph with your butt so ripe
You cannot fly with us tonight
Then all the reindeer saw him
And they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer
You might go down in history,
But we hope your head hits a tree