Rumpy Humpty

johnnydod on Feb 11, 2010

Tags: humpty dumpty, Jack and Jill

Up on the hill.

Humpty Dumpty and Jenny Sodall

One day decided to go to a ball

Jenny had all the Kings Soldiers and men

And afterwards Humpty had her once again

After the ball they went for a walk

To try and get rid of old Humpty’s big stalk

Up on the hill they met with Jack and his Jill

So Jenny had Jack and old Humpty had Jill

It was such a nice day for a thrill on the hill

Now little miss Moppet she sat on her Tuffet

Her knickers all tattered and torn

Is wasn’t the spider that sat down beside her

But little boy blue with the horn

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lillyrose on Feb 11, 2010
LMFAO…. I nearly wet myself!
seema1962 on Feb 11, 2010
Nice to sing. see u in my articles.
giftarist on Feb 11, 2010
This made me chuckle. Good one!
joyhyena29 on Feb 11, 2010
well done^^
T. S. Lewis on Feb 11, 2010
Nothing like children’s rhymes with a twist. Very good
Darla Cooke on Feb 11, 2010
Interesting.
Roberta on Feb 11, 2010
A lot of humping going on, I often wondered about little boy blue’s horn. As per usual another really funny story from Johnnydod, I am looking forward to the next surprise story:-)))))))))
Phyllis on Feb 11, 2010
Funny– Great take an an oldie– loved it .:)
Moira62 on Feb 11, 2010
Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahaahaahahhahahha naughty but nice:)
standingproud on Feb 11, 2010
god Jill went up the hill, and the spider had a thrill lol
more mushrooms pleaseee cos this is goodddddddddddddddddddd
diamondpoet on Feb 11, 2010
That was pretty x-rated.
Ruby Hawk on Feb 11, 2010
Good gosh, twisted nursery rhymes if I ever heard one.
albert1jemi on Feb 11, 2010
good one
Shirley Shuler on Feb 11, 2010
You made me laugh.
suzi xxx on Feb 12, 2010
Oh You Know Me Johnny!!!! I\’m lmao how cutely funny! An very erotic for a child\’s story turn adult…very well done. I\’m loving this one for sure, great , no Super Great Writing Johnny…Super!!!
suzi xxx on Feb 12, 2010
Oh You Know Me Johnny!!!! I’m lmao how cutely funny! An very erotic for a child’s story turn adult…very well done. I’m loving this one for sure, great , no Super Great Writing Johnny…Super!!!
sambhafusia on Feb 12, 2010
tat was a pretty share..nice
carole (bishy57) on Feb 13, 2010
LMAO!!!!!!
hollynoel001 on Feb 14, 2010
lmao!!!! VERY FUNNT TWIST!!

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