Get money,

try to be funny.

Kick butt,

have some gut.

Go in wildy,

kill some birdy.

Tele to varrock,

Make chicken go “bock, bock, bock!”

Have fun,

make sure your homework gets done.

Runescape cool,

also swim in the pool.

Trying to get level 99,

but level 98 is just fine.

Kill some dragons,

drink from flagons.

Don’t be a noob,

or you’ll be stuck in a tube.