For Two-Cow Mel with his flat nose face
Bau drew him two cows that peacefully grazed
But Ten-Cow Ki with his big pointy nose
showed off his old pic, ten cows, colored gold
So two-cow Mel, whose nose was still flat
got madder and madder as he thought about that
So when Ki got home, and went off to bed
Mel slashed up the pics ’til the ink ran red