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     Christmas delivery is changing,being done a different way,

      Instead of a a team of reindeer,Santa drives a Chevrolet.

     The reindeer are all retired:Rudolph has a short in his nose

     With no schematic for rewiring:new transportation had to be chose.

     With a 454 under the hood

      You’ll no longer hear bells on the roof

     With a set of Flow masters to make it sound good

     There’s a new transportation aloof.

    With his lights on bright to shine through the night

    Santa makes this monster roar

    Pushing his way through the snow

    In his Chevy4×4.

     The sleigh we knew is gone as well

     He pulls a trailer through the air.

     Gifts are  not loaded in the old red sleigh,

     He pulls this rig everywhere.

    The reindeer no longer make this trip

     Delivering gifts on Christmas day.

    This rig is pulled through the air

    By a red hot Chevrolet.

   No jingle bells,just nauseous smells

   As he rides off into the night

  You can hear him yell above the engine’s roar

  ”MERRY CHRISTMAS to all and to all,a good night.