Santa was feeling fidgety.

Santa was not feeling quite right.

“It’s these darn seat belts,” exclaimed Santa.

“They’re just on way too tight.”

So Santa loosened his seat belts.

In fact, he didn’t wear them at all.

Santa bounced around in his sleigh

Like a rubber bouncing ball.

Santa’s reindeer made a sharp veer to the left.

Santa shot out of his cushy sleigh.

Luckily for poor Santa,

He landed in a bale of hay.

Santa was embarrassed.

His bottom sure did hurt.

But fortunately for Santa,

He didn’t land in a pile of dirt.

Today,

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 Santa keeps his belt on tight.

No more falling out of his sleigh.

Now all the boys and girls can receive

Their presents on Christmas Day.