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Santa’s Tug of War!!!!

        Santa walked around his shop happy as could be,

seems the elves all had it going on

and for a a time line crunch, no need.

 So to bring the fellows all together , Santa had a great idea.

I’ll challenge the elves to a tug of war, how great that will be!

Now the elves had no problem answering the challenge, ya, they wanted to see the old man

on his arse.

So they drew up the plans and the tug of war challenge was on!

Now, Santa, well he’s no slouch, no not indeed.

He quickly got Mrs Clause involved , said here is what I need.

 I want you to fill my clothes up, with everything but the kitchen sink.

them fellows are  not putting me down, I am the real Thing!

 So each party had a plan , the elves of course were on.

These little fellows don’t make toys for kids and not have a plan of their own.

 Spies went out among the camps and soon a little espionage went on.

Everyone countered the other, each to prove the other wrong.

So then came the day of War, the rope was laid in place.

Santa came out in the street, his pants sagging at the waist .

You  know he didn’t look that big just the other day,

whispers went through the crowed each saying the same.

Oh well ,the elves were sure this was a minor set back,

cause while Santa put on some weight , they had a plan of attack.

According to the weather wizard elf, the one who controls the flight of the deers,

well he had figured out the cross magnetic pull of the stars as  long as all the elves stood here…..

Following all this?

So men, I mean Santa and the elves , all looking kind of mean,

stepped out into the snow, it was a crazy scene.

One pull of the rope and a mighty crash, down and a way they all went……….

seems someone forgot to tell Rudolph the plan and well… he loves that new rope scent!