There are those on the right, Hannity, Limbaugh and more,

Who would like to shove our president right out the door,

A right wing successor they would prefer

Sooner than later for it to occur,

Perhaps the “mama bear” Palin could fill in those shoes

For Tea Party followers this is good news

The first woman president strike up the band,

As Palin sings along to the notes on her hand

Cheers can be heard from every small town

Ignoring the screams that Palin’s a clown

She’s a lipstick wearing pit-bull her followers say

Who looks over at Russia at least once a day

And ponders the issues like sex-ed in schools

Do the kids really need it- they should know the rules

Teach them that abstinence is the right way to go

Or you’ll end up with babies on a reality show

Palins followers say its God’s doing she came

Give her some time and she’ll know the Koreas by name,

The point is they say a great president she’d make

What are the chances she’d make a mistake

Compared to George Bush she could only excel,

She can’t do much worse – there’s no way in hell…