How easy it is to waste time on nothing
Watching the Tele and thinking about strutting.

Memories are there for a purpose of impression
Without them I would be dead, well possible I once said.

Stick the kettle on Trinket I fancy a tea.
The X-factor is on or shall we watch Strictly instead?

During the brake I have to get up
But only to release the fluid I just drunk.

Jaffa cakes, Jaffa cakes I will have three
I might as well
We got them for free.

A good film is on next
You know that one we have already seen
Or shall we go to bed for a ten minutes of passion, – instead?

I don’t know the answer, is all like effort she said.