He’d had too many drinks down at the bar.
Should have picked up the phone and called a cab,
Not reached in his pocket his keys to grab.
He made the mistake of driving his car.
The strobe light was flashing under the stars.
Tested his breath in his minature lab.
The officer was a bit of a crab.
Told him to walk but he didn’t get far.

All these simple tests he was bound to fail.
Fate was sealed no matter how much he fussed.
His face went pale as he puked in the pail.
Onlookers watched him with total disgust.
He really wished he wasn’t in this jail.
To get bailed out was an absolute must!