Lack of Class

Why did the lettuce study so hard?

It wanted to be at the head of its class.

What grades did the pirate get in school?

High seas.

I only made three mistakes in school today.

That’s not bad what where they?

I flunked English, math, and history.

Teacher: I take pleasure in giving you a 90 on the test.

Pupil: why don’t you give me a hundred and really enjoy yourself?

Teacher: (writing on the black board) I aint had no fun all summer. Now how should I correct that?

Little boy: Get a hobby.

Where do report cards get their education?

From grade school.

When was the great depression?

The last time I got my report card.

Mother: Sit down and show me your report card.

Son: I can’t sit down I just showed it to dad.

Why was the little bird punished?

It was caught peeping during a test.

I think I saw you copying off of Juan’s paper.

No I didn’t.

Okay what have you got for question eight?

I don’t know. He hasn’t gotten to that one yet.

Why was the pony suspended from school?

For horsing around.

Jimmy how come your such a perfect idiot?

Because I spend a lot of time watching you.

Is it better to do your homework on a full or empty stomach.

It’s better to do it on paper.

Horace: mom the teacher kept me in for something I didn’t do.

Morris: Really what was it?

Horace: My homework.

What course talks about hamburgers?

Meat-eorology

What kind of school book does a tree have?

Loose leaf

What did the builder right his book report on?

Construction paper

Teacher: Why are you writing on a piece of sandpaper?

Student: You told us to write a rough draft.

Why did the fish miss English?

I got hooked on phonics.

What’s the hardest part of grammar for criminals.

The prison sentence.

Why did the drama club break their legs?

So they could have a cast party.

Why was the drama club put in detention?

They kept acting up.

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