Who are you, Secret Keeper?

You who scour through my posts

Leaving nothing but a record

Of the things you viewed the most.

Admit it, Secret Keeper.

You’ve been reading what I say.

You’ve been watching when I upload

My odd ramblings every day.

Come off it, Secret Keeper.

You can’t secret-keep from me.

I know what you’ve been reading –

That’s the one thing I CAN see.

Why read it, Secret Keeper?

Think you’ll change the past?

The future’s all we have now.

We’re sure to have a blast.

Let go, my Secret Keeper.

Let me wallow here alone.

I don’t need your extra baggage

To remind me of my own.

Then again…

Keep at it, Secret Keeper.

The money’s worth it all.

Keep reading all those words 

That I keep posting on my wall.

I love you, Secret Keeper,

And I know I’ve made that clear.

I guess, in truth, it’s me

That is the secret keeper here.

But don’t you tell the world

That I just ratted out your game.

Keep quiet, Secret Keeper.

Only I will know your name.