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On the midnight-to-eight shift, Officer Brown managed to get off early one night and went home.

He undressed and tried to get into bed without waking his wife, but she turned and said:

‘Honey, I have a terrible headache.

Please run down to the all-night-drugstore on the next block and get me some aspirin.’

A nice husband, Brown got dressed in the dark, went to the drugstore, and asked for some aspirin.

The clerk nodded, started to bag the purchase and said:

‘I am a little curious, Officer Brown, why you are wearing a fireman’s uniform?’

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