Of all the things I’ve done

This is the only one left undone.

I have never heard anything so stupid

feels like I’ve been mishit by cupid.

And here it goes, here it goes

the seven ages of alcohol consumption. 

The first stage, clever as they say

It’s when you drink only few bottles a day;

invite a few friends take a few drinks and relax

chatting about events and laughing to the max;

it’s like a story reaching its climax.

The second stage, people would call it attractive;

But mind you this is when most of us get active

Unaware, relaxed, loose and comfortable;

Feels like we do the unimaginable.

You think you are the hottest person in the planet

well guess what this ain’t over yet.

The third stage is called a millionaire,

suddenly you are the richest person out there;

twenty minutes ago you think beer is like whatever

now its like a drinking purifies water.

This is when you spend all your cash and say

” No one wants to do their shots alone honey”

“But no worries I’ve got all the money.”

The fourth stage is called a fight;

Its when we start acting with all our might

This is when one feels like she’s always right.

Everyone wants to be the star and be heard

later then would they realize that its so damn weird.

The fifth stage is called I LOVE BEER;

Its when we realized how much we value our peers.

One may think drinking is awesome and good

Suddenly all those stupid little problems are gone for good.

You’re now a person undergoing a transformation;

Feels like you are on top of the nation.

The sixth stage called drunk, is the most obvious

This is when everyone feels really anxious;

you start spilling your problems at any radius.

The whole world starts turning around

You start puking all over the ground.

Staggering your way home now

Hoping that nobody’s home

To see you drunk to the bones.

The seventh stage is called Reflection;

Yes, its when you think of your past actions.

Feeling ashamed and stupid

Wishing you had never done something morbid.

Suffering from a terrible hangover

Yet when you remember all the fun that you had

Maybe its worth all the sufferings afterwards.

No matter how much you promise yourself

never too do it again

But when a friend starts to invite you again,

you can’t help but to start all over again.