Humorous poem about eating a slice of toast with connotations of having sex.

Take a slice of toast

And put it in the toaster.

Make sure that it comes out

Nice and crispy.

Then spread the butter.

Spread it, spread it.

Spread it all over.

Take a bite of the toast.

Savor the flavor.

Tastes delicious.

Let it linger in your mouth.

Have another bite;

And another, and another.

Now lick the crumbs from your fingers.

Wow!

Makes you want to come back for more.

Ah huh!

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