It was in my Ford Cortina

Well you really should have seen her

She was naked as the day that she was born

We had only just begun, we were having lots of fun

When her foot came crashing down upon the horn

Well, she gave a little groan and a steady little moan

Then from nowhere came the loudest ever scream

She was thrashing all about, she was trying to get out

And then suddenly the lights were on main beam

Soon the door was open wide as she made her way outside

She was hopping on the tarmac in the nude

It was comic, it was farce just to see her naked arse

But I’m sure the other people thought it rude

She was cold and she was damp and was happy now the cramp

Had abated, though the memory lingered on

Climbing quickly back inside, trying desperately to hide

She got dressed and moments later we were gone

Now it’s nice to go al fresco, but, the car park outside Tesco

Is just not the place to park when you feel frisky

So, next time we get denuded it’ll be somewhere secluded

At a place where getting caught is far less risky