I am not a man who would normally read a bra ad

But then in large print I saw before me

SEXY CUPLESS BRAS

And curiosity took my mind aside

Best I check this one out, I thought

Just why I’m not so sure

But the next line defined their use more clearly

For VISUALS AND DISPLAY ONLY, it read

Like on manikins, I thought, how strange

No back support either, it next said

But then my curiosity peaked

THE BREASTS ARE GENERALLY EXPOSED

How could a guy not read further in this ad

Bare breasted women came flooding to my mind

A modern innovation, that’s for sure

I was salivating now most copiously

CUPLESS BRAS ARE BELIEVED SEXIER

Now that seemed to me a waste of ink

They HEIGHTEN SEXUAL AND VISUAL PLEASURE

Right on Ms. bra ad writer, I’ll buy four sets right now

But wait, as they say on TV, there’s still more

They’re usually made of LEATHER and in special styles

And can be bought in sets

LEATHER CUPLESS TEDDY WITH CHAIN, THONG and ZIPPER

I’m getting out my Visa card right now

Making up a Christmas list in my mind

All my lady friends I see before me now, PR too

Bare breasts exposed, I’m surely dreaming

Oh, be still my heart, they might come with HARNESS

Sexier styles, could that be, might be SEE-THROUGH FISHNET

Another comes attached to a LEATHER G-STRING

Others with CHAINS, or WHIP, or LEATHER PADDLE

Now that might be going a bit too far for some of my friends

But, what the hell, I’ll take one of each

And throw in too the CUFFS, CHOKER, and BLINDFOLD

And, sure, the MASK and the LEATHER HAT as well

And at the ads end, Ms. bra ad writer needs to add

That CUPLESS BARS SEXIER THAN NORMAL ONES

By now with, all that salivating, I find I’m drooling just a bit

I’m making that that phone call right now, a toll-free number