October 23, 2011: With nothing new on YouTube, it gives us a chance for a good old fashioned “cat fight”.

For those who live in a shell: a “cat fight” is a physical altercation between two or more females and/or the imitation thereof. The less blood; the better. Silliness of the arena or the participants adds that little extra.

I recall, way back, in the second grade witnessing my first live “cat fight”. Though kissing a girl was out of the question, there was something oddly fascinating about it a “cat fight”. There was always a winner, though it wasn’t always the girls.

As I grew, I was introduced to the world of pro wrestling and roller derby, where the “cat fight” took on a whole new meaning, Imagine my delight when I discovered female mud wrestling. And; for $5.00, I could have my pride handed back to me on a mud filled platter.

Well here we are in the 21st century, and Playboy introduces us to a brand new form of the “cat fight”. Two females, models Jo Garcia and Brittney Palmer, duke it out with a video game, Mortal Kombat. Please note: the characters in the actual game break some, if not all, the rules of a classic “cat fight”.

I am unsure if this 21st century form will catch on. I leave it to the readers.

Brought to you by: Another break from the poetry
Sources: YouTube, McDaddySwagga, Playboy