Something that I really despise,

Is to get shampoo in my eyes.

The eyes start to sting.

They itch and they itch.

They feel just like

A son of a #@!

Shampoo is meant

To keep the hair clean.

But when I get it in my eyes,

It feels so obscene.

I’ll take a fresh towel

And get rid of the shampoo.

It seems like the right

Thing to do.

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