Two quick April fools….for you.

 


She was Caught Cheating on the Fourth of July

 He walked in

a mortal sin,

on the fourth of July,

his wife in bed,

he saw RED!

So he put up a valiant fight,

she turned WHITE

she was so wrong, and that she knew,

as his nostrils flared, and his temper BLEW!

Less is More

The men stayed on the beach that day,

when she swam towards the shore,

her bikini top drifted away,

whoops, less is more.

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Comments (8)
  • galore on Apr 1, 2011

    very nice

  • yes me on Apr 1, 2011

    Cheers on this one Frank

  • clay hurtubise on Apr 1, 2011

    lol, thanks for that!
    Clay

  • Ruby Hawk on Apr 1, 2011

    that’s great, loved it.

  • V rank on Apr 1, 2011

    Nice. I would love to read a short story about this.

  • carissimi on Apr 1, 2011

    interesting write! thanks for your comment!

  • LoveDoctor on Apr 2, 2011

    LOL. Maybe her bikini top fell behind the boulder. April Fools!

  • Freethinking on Apr 6, 2011

    Men can be so simplistic in their views. We gawk at a topless woman as if we have never seen breasts before. Then, as men, we naturally think the woman wants us.

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