A naughty (and really bad) limerick.

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A man without a shirt
Turns me into a flirt
With his glistening chest heaving
In sync with my uneven breathing
As I take off my skirt

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  • megamatt09 on Sep 23, 2011

    Amusing.

  • Prakash Vaghela on Sep 23, 2011

    nice sharing

  • papaleng on Sep 23, 2011

    Naughty but not bad at all.

  • Atanacio on Sep 23, 2011

    wow you still got it.. hmm I wonder what happened to you.. oh well :) Frank

  • Shirley Shuler on Sep 23, 2011

    Hi Lady Sunshine, loved it, even when you’re naughty you’re good. The last line “As I take off my skirt” PERFECT!!

  • pattiann on Sep 23, 2011

    That was pretty good and be sure to note my mom says I am too prim and proper. So it must be good if I like it.

  • stuart747 on Sep 23, 2011

    Please carry on………..
    As I take off my skirt
    My nipples get pert
    That sexy chest………..

  • CA Johnson on Sep 23, 2011

    I agree that it was a good, I did not think it was bad at all.

  • Melody SJAL on Sep 24, 2011

    hahaha that’s clever.

  • Erin Miller on Sep 27, 2011

    Not bad. Interesting poem. I was expecting it to be more raunchier lol. Great poem though and very artistic pic.

  • Bruce Officer on Feb 10, 2012

    There was a young lady called Sun
    Who thought it would be quite good fun
    To promise words dirty
    In Limericks flirty
    Then cop out ‘fore she’d even begun!
    ;-)

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