Now there’s a dude

Standing next to Sue

And he does not know what to do

Why doesn’t she, make it easy?

And show her boobs

He’ll come right up and talk to Sue

Now there’s a chic

Making this dude sick

And she’s sure she is the one he’d pick

Sue’s no smeezy, don’t turn a trick

But Sue wants dude and gives dude a flick

He just cocked back…

And knocked out that bitch

This dude is crazy; he doesn’t like to be hit…

God damn the romance just went to shit

She could have…

Made it easy and whipped out tit

But then she’d have a dude who like to hit