Side effects, oh side effects,

Watch for nasty side effects.

If you are suspicious or do detect,

Report your unfortunate side effects.

Runny nose,

Itchy eyes,

Constipation,

No surprise.

Anxiety,

Aggressiveness,

Moodiness too,

What’s a poor fellow to do?

Liver problems,

Kidneys are weak.

Watch out for

Falling teeth.

Drowsiness,

Depression,

And a case of

Indigestion.

The list could go on and on,

But my time is up

So I must say, “So long.”