Secondary school

Beware of the bullies they pick on someone weak

They call you stupid names like nerd tramp and geek

It’s best to tell the teacher but they don’t always want to know

Beware of the bullies they could give a nasty blow

One day they go too far and your anger snaps

You give them a punch in the face and watch their courage crack

You are no longer bullied, but respected instead, while those stupid bullies are lying on the floor, dead.

Football

The red card is given to a stupid slide tackle

He rolls around on the floor supposedly broke his ankle

Along comes the doctor pronounces the player fine

But he continues to roll around whilst the crowd starts to whine

If we swapped football players with rugby for a day

The football players would definitely run away

While the rugby players would be sent off for foul play.

Winter

The snow is settling on the street

The people out walking will get cold feet

From hail to snow to sleet

Hail will smash upon the street

It’s like it’s there to stop the thud of Santa’s feet

In the morning you find a nice treat

The presents look good enough to eat

Now the long ride for Santa is finally over and complete

Aliens

We said we come in peace but that is a complete lie

All we ever wanted was for you all to die

As we blast you to pieces it seems we have won

But then out of nowhere you find a godlike gun

Wait that is weird how we can never win

Now we better throw our plans and spaceships in the bin.