The rabbit jumped out of the hat, singing a Led Zeppelin
song about rock and roll when he hitched a ride on the
back of a yellow pick-up truck heading down south
towards Jackson, Mississippi.
Making a stop in Meridian, the rabbit jumped off the truck
and stepped into a diner requesting a dish of hush puppies
in his best British accent.
The locals laughed at the rabbit who proceeded to yell back at them,
claiming he could turn them all into a group of mosquitoes and swat them.
Unknown to the rabbit, a woman with long red hair came up behind him and said:
“I just love British bunnies. How would you like to come back to
my trailer home with me?”
The rabbit answered:
“Red, with eyes as hypnotizing as yours, I’d never leave home without you.

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