Skinny Dippers

ken bultman on Jun 15, 2009

Tags: alligators, farm, French Fries, ladies swimming, picnic table, Pond, trees

How a farmer gets swimmers to exit his pond in a hurry…

I owned a farm for several years here in the Sunshine State
And on this place I built a pond from which to irrigate.
The spot had lots of trees around with shady nooks to sit.
I put a picnic table there and cleaned it up a bit.

I went to check it out today and much to my surprise
Were ladies skinny dipping in it right before my eyes.
I said I won’t look at you girls as I ate French fried taters.
I just come down here once a day to feed my alligators.

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Darla Cooke on Jun 15, 2009
I bet that did get them out of there in a hurry! :>)
goodselfme on Jun 15, 2009
Great way to get a view. Well composed poem.
Sheila M on Jun 15, 2009
ah Ken I know you took a peek (haha) ~ why were there people on your property? No way, you really don’t have gators in it, do you? Made for a funny poem=)……now see you got me thinking this could be real? Story?
Tanya Wallace on Jun 15, 2009
Great perception Ken.I bet those skinny dippers got out really fast.lol As always serious with a humourous twist.Nicely done.
Cynthia Bartlett on Jun 15, 2009
cute! enjoyed it.
ladybaby on Jun 15, 2009
Who knows what you will find in your pond> LOL Nice little story. I like the humor. I’m assuming that there really aren’t any alligators.
DA Cournean on Jun 15, 2009
This was so amusing! I like the way you tied it all together. I don’t think I’ll be coming down for a swim though. Not unless I bring lots of fries!
Mr Ghaz on Jun 15, 2009
That was nice and very attractive poem..I LOV it..Well presented too..Thanx for sharing.
Ruby Hawk on Jun 15, 2009
Ken, You out did yourself on this one. A catchy last line. LOL
Daisy Peasblossom on Jun 16, 2009
Oh, my! That was wonderful. I remember the late ’60’s when one of the big protest things was “why should farmers get to fence in nature”. I always thought a close encounter with a ram or bull would get the point across…alligators is absolutely priceless!
kate smedley on Jun 16, 2009
Very funny poem, nice work Ken.
Deep Blue on Jun 16, 2009
To bad for those skinny beauties to be fed to the crocs.
swatilohani on Jun 16, 2009
different and appealing
Sarah on Jun 16, 2009
A snapping good time was had by all then x
Lostash on Jun 19, 2009
I love your sense of humour!

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