I really just am not
A maiden in distress,
O I fight me own dragons I do!
But lately they just wont stand in line
In an orderly fashion…
So I can demolish them one at a time.
In proper dragon slaying style.

The base craven cowards
Keep sneaking around
And attacking from the rear.
And if they don’t quit……
I’m gonna start eating beans!

Go on sucker,,
Make my day…. heh heh heh
Just try to toast my buns…