Amusing poem about a princess that refuses to wake up.

Sleeping Beauty please wake up.

It’s been over one thousand years.

Your looks are dimming and you need makeup.

Your sleeping habits are weird.

Sleeping Beauty there is no prince.

There’s just a truck driver named Fred.

He spotted you while driving down I-94.

“Hey, it’s time to get out of bed.”

But you just ignored him like everyone else.

Oh please, won’t you wake up today.

You’ve had enough beauty rest to last a lifetime.

Come on and “Make my day.”

Hey wait just a minute.

Your prince has arrived.

Let’s throw him a salute with confetti.

Go ahead prince and wake Beauty up.

Thank you Prince Spaghetti.

Image via Wikipedia

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  • prsol46 on Jan 7, 2012

    LOL, that’s very good! Thanks for the laugh!

  • Christine Ramsay on Jan 7, 2012

    That’s a very funny take on the story.

  • Lisa Marie Mottert on Jan 8, 2012

    I liked this…:) real cute!!

  • ittech on Jan 9, 2012

    I express I had a trick hand

    Which with a motion could do

    All the drilling speculates more or less the house

    And make it look into like brand-new.

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