“Hello Bill do you fancy another Pint of Stout,”

“Go on then Pete I will have one for the road.”

” I’m going to have a couple then catch some trout,”

“Well I might join you then when I drop my load.”

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“A load of what, ’ave you got to drop?”

“A load of turnips off for farmer Giles.”

“Aren’t you too old to go digging that crop?”

“Yes I suppose I am, but I remember those Piles.”

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“Yes but that was years ago when you were younger,”

“I can’t do as much now but deliver on the tractor.”

“but I got to admit the old fresh air has kept us stronger,”

“Aye, but my boy is only interested in becoming an actor.”

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“When we were young it was on the farm then off to war,”

“I got married to a girl called suzy, I knew how to treat girls then.”

“I never married but had a girl called Sue and a child of mine she bore.”

“Suzy had one on the way, we had one more now they are grown men.”

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“Did the boys look the same by any chance?”

“I never really noticed Pete, my eye sight is poor to be honest.”

“Well I lost touch with sue when I went to France.”

“I married Suzy when six months pregnant she looked at her best.”

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“Oh well, let’s go and do some fishing.”

“Yes, let me get my stick, tackle and fishing rod.”

“You still have half a pint that still needs finishing.”

“Funny that when we were younger, I would never need a prod.”

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Drink Up!

That’s The End