Allergies are a pain in the neck

They come out of nowhere and then stay stuck

They make Jack a dull boy and Jimmy feels sad

Especially when neither of them did anything bad

I am no hypochondriac but I do worry

When a sudden sneeze starts in fury

The day is ruined if it sets in ever

In tissues and tears I’ll be a submissive lover

Sinful pleasures does it deny

Often on Saturdays leaving me high and dry

With a runny nose and a TV remote

I later heard my room mates gloat

What does it take to lose it once and for all

This awful problem, its mysterious call

For i am tired of sneezing a life away

One breathe at a time, day by wasted day