Snot, can’t live without it, can’t go out in public with it. Just don’t eat it.

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There is no reason to be distraught,

It is not something to be fought.

That slimy thing from your nose,

Is nature’s own and oh it flows!

It may be stuck on fingertip,

It won’t release with simple flick.

It may be clear, yellow, or green,

It may be dull, or shiny sheen.

Probably not something that you sought,

Hopefully not something that you bought.

Your time fighting it is not for naught,

You’ve captured yourself your very own snot! 

Go ahead, check these out!

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  • Kate Smedley on Apr 23, 2009

    Where do you get it from?! – this was my first read of the day …. my 13 year old son thinks it’s cool!

  • h20ho on Apr 23, 2009

    I think it\’s cool :)

  • Evelyn Moore on Apr 23, 2009

    Now, I just sat down with my morning tea……………..

  • Lostash on Apr 23, 2009

    Ha!!! Brilliant Clay!!

  • CHAN LEE PENG on Apr 23, 2009

    I’ve never thought of this topic. You’re brilliant and unique!!
    :-)

  • BC Doan on Apr 23, 2009

    Ok Clay, I’m having a granola bar for breakfast, put I have to put it down now…

    Fun to read, but the picture…

  • Used to be Shelly on Apr 23, 2009

    haha

  • Karen Gross on Apr 23, 2009

    Now what would you rather eat – McKittens or snot?

  • Jeffrey B. Merrow on Apr 23, 2009

    This is really nice. I enjoyed it a lot. Well worth the view. Keep the good work up. Its a pleasure. It was funny and snotty too.

  • rutherfranc on Apr 23, 2009

    one word..

    eeew..

  • Elizabeth Abbott on Apr 24, 2009

    Four words: I agree with rutherfranc!

  • nobert soloria bermosa on Apr 24, 2009

    eww,but unusual

  • Duff D Moss on Apr 24, 2009

    A somewhat uncomfortable picture. Can’t say I have every read a poem about snot before :-)

  • OhSugar on Apr 24, 2009

    I thought I misread the title, but I didn’t. Very unusual topic. My stomach is not feeling so well.

  • amilia snow on Apr 24, 2009

    hahahaha….i only have 3 letters for u E-E-W!!! omg…u even have a photo…funny article :p

  • diamondpoet on Jan 6, 2010

    I had to read this I was curious, but not any more, thanks for sharing.

  • LewSethics on Jun 26, 2010

    I should have known…

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