Somebody please take his players card
He is the oldest rooster crowing around the barn yard
trying to peck at every biddie he see
He is the oldest player in the history

Asking every woman for her number to call
walking so clumsy he is about to fall
Still trying to act like he got it
Ain’t got but 2 dollar bills in his dilapidated wallet

He needs to just hang up his players hat
Give the young cats a chance to “Mack”
Somebody please take his players card
he is the oldest rooster crowing around the barn yard

Think driving his 1956 Cadillac is impressive to the ladies
meanwhile, they are looking for someone driving a  500 CI Mercedes

Think wearing his butterfly collar shirt is super fly all  the ladies do is snicker when he walk by
Still bathing in Brut think he smells good,  

smelling like old bonfire , hickory wood

Somebody please take his players  CARD he is no  longer  in demand

Take his players card before he makes you his Man…………………..