Far away in a foreign land

Where stars twinkle bright

There is a fair virginal maiden

White with absolute fright

A dragon guards the bridge

Of where she does dwell

Waiting for a Sir Knight

To save her from her eternal hell

Each Knight that came before

Had failed in his quest

His mind had been distracted

By the fair maidens heaving breast

One Sir Knight sent by a King

Took on the mighty dragon one day

He conquered the frightening beast,

“Oh Sir Knight I am your’s” she did say

This mighty Knight brave and handsome

Would be her new husband, she did pray

The sir Knight turned to his prize, looked deep in her eyes and said

“Sorry honey I’m gay”