You’re cranky and grouchy

Disagreeable and unfriendly.

Why do you have to be such a sourpuss?

Your face looks like one giant prune.

You never grin at all.

Your gloomy nature is so depressing.

I wish that you wouldn’t call.

Isn’t there anything that will make you happy?

Why do you always have to be so crabby?

I think that you would win in a pinch

The title of the new “Mr. Grinch.”

If you’re never going to put a smile on your face,

Then spread your doom and gloom to another place.