Ridiculous song about split pea soup.
I had some split pea soup.
I split my pants.
I had some split pea soup.
I had ants in my pants.
I had some split pea soup.
The pants were green.
I had some split pea soup.
They looked so obscene.
I had some split pea soup.
Now my pants are gone.
I had some split pea soup.
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