A funny episode owing to language barriers.

Squeeze me pleaze

There was this lift

Full of guys, going up

The Empire State Building

It was full of young teenagers

Only boys and this girl

Came running in

‘’squeeze me pleeze’’ said she

And wanted to enter

The already cramped enclosure

But since they were all boys

They squeezed a bit

Let her

In and she said

’’Squeeze me please’’ again.

 

They touched her hair

She did not care

She inched in and continued to say’

‘Squeeze me pleeze’

Then what all happened

I could only imagine

When I saw her return again

She was all tears and laughingly in pain

She said ‘squeeze me please’

Over and over again

All had a laugh

She could not understand

When her countryman said,

You asked for that bit,

You should have said

‘’Excuse me please’’

What they did you asked for it.

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Comments (3)
  • papaleng on Aug 7, 2009

    nice one to start my night’s reading escapade. Guess, that girl might be at a loss for the right phrases or she might be poor in English.

  • Darla Cooke on Aug 7, 2009

    Very interesting poem.

  • George W Whitehead on Aug 9, 2009

    Great joke, LH.

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