With St. Patty’s day fast approaching,

Captain Morgan is not reproaching.

Old Jack Daniels is always kind,

At least enough to ease your mind.

Big Jim Beam sits on the corner,

Playing games with little Jack Warner.

In the park set’s Tomb Thumb,

Drinking cheap wine with a bum.

As they sit and watch Miss Mary Mack,

Drinking a bottle of Black Barrel Jack.

Quietly she drinks,

And quickly she thinks,

How nice it would be to pull off some pranks,

And on tom’s Jimmy she quickly yanks,

So there she goes,

Tacking the blow’s

Jimmy Walker quickly shows.

Who’s the boss when you finish the bottle,

As you walk, you weave and wobble.

Stumbling into old Mother Hubbard,

Who’s sipping the vodka she kept in the cupboard.

Humpty Dumpty set’s on his wall,

Thanks to Irish Car Bombs he had a great fall,

Now scrambled egg’s there are to eat,

As ST. Patty’s day ends our week.